The West: Wide faces, wiry hair and big ears

Pat Kenny sent Marie Louise O’Donnell down to Mayo to cover Enda Kenny’s homecoming.

To say that her report was over the top would be an understatement and in the end Pat just fell into an embarrassed silence. One listener called in to inquire if Marie Louise was in love with Enda Kenny.

Certainly, I think many in the West might be considering legal action after Marie Louise described them as wide faced, wiry haired, big eared citizens.

Here’s just a flavour of her report:

I knew I was in the West because I got a seat up on the balcony looking down on the sea of people you had that kind of whiff of human haze of the West of Ireland.

The smell of turf and porridge and tweed and prayer and the clothes and the jackets and the huge mass of people.

And a kind of hue of them like you would get at a big country Mass, all standing around ready for Enda to come in.

And you know you’re in the West as well, they have great wonderful wide faces, sparkly eyes and thick wiry hair and kind of big ears, bright dancing eyes and great Mayo tones and great manners and great strength.

Kenny's promise

Let it go forth from this time and place that Ireland is open for business and we want to rebuild our reputation at home and abroad, that we will give vent to the creativity the imagination and the hard work of our people.

And that in five years time we can look back and say we have built platforms upon which our little country will be seen to be the best in the world in which to do business, in which to raise a family and, as I said before, in which to grow old with a sense of dignity and respect.

Enda Kenny

Living in a parallel universe

Some quotes from The Late Debate (Wed. 26th Jan).

Journalist and historian Tim Pat Coogan.

Michael Martin is an honourable man, he’s courageous, and he has a straight forward mind.

Coogan then went on to express anger at the complete lack of accountability within the political class for the mess they and the banks had made of the country.

Like the 30% of people who believe Martin would make a fine Taoiseach, Coogan remains completely blind to the connection between the new Fianna Fail leader and the destruction of our nation.

Coogan asked the politicians on the panel if they would support the bringing in of a retrospective law to punish the people who are responsible.

Fianna Fail TD Barry Andrews (In anger).

The only other time that a retrospective law was used was in Nuremberg when war crimes and genocide were created post the armistice (sic).

Now I think to approximate genocide and the crimes of Nazi’s which is effectively what you’re talking about is…(interrupted)

This has to qualify as the most bizarre, stupid, straw man argument in history.

FG TD Simon Coveney – A langer

Our country has been destroyed by our deeply corrupt political system.

Millions of Irish citizens have had their lives ruined by these incompetent, arrogant and corrupt scumbags.

Generations of Irish citizens will have to pay for the corrupt practices of our greedy and unaccountable politicians and Ireland as a country has been disgraced and exposed on the world stage as nothing more than a second rate banana republic.

Nothing will change until that corrupt political system is completely and utterly destroyed and replaced by a real democratic system.

To achieve that Ireland will need leaders of intelligence, courage, and vision.

Is FG TD, Simon Coveney such a leader, will he lead the Irish people in the revolution that’s so urgently required. Will he dismantle the corrupt political system that has betrayed the Irish people?

To quote James Gogarty, a man who did indeed do the state some service:

Will he fuck?

Speaking at the Young Fine Gael national conference Coveney gave us a hint of his ‘revolutionary vision’.

If I become a minister, I will not accept a state car. I’m telling you that now. You can quote me on it.

As they say in Cork – Langer.

Bruton: Every penny must be repaid – on time

Here’s what former Taoiseach had to say about the current financial crisis (Six One News, 3rd Nov.).

Given that we fought a war of independence to get the sovereign right to borrow…we have a responsibility to repay every penny we owe, on time.

To my knowledge Bruton is in receipt of three state pensions – TD, Minister and Taoiseach.

He, his family and friends, at enormous expense to the taxpayer, enjoy the convenience of a state Mercedes complete with two drivers for the rest of his life.

Since 2001 he has drawn down €241,978 under the Secretarial Assistants Scheme which was introduced to assist former Taoisigh in tidying up loose ends after leaving office. This is in addition to the staff they are already assigned for ‘ordinary’ work.

To my knowledge Bruton owns a large and prosperous farm in Co Meath which, I’m sure, attracts very generous national and EU payments and subsidies.

All in all, John Bruton is a very rich man.

We can be sure, given the greed and arrogance of our political class, that he will work very hard to minimise his contribution to rescuing Ireland from the disaster that he and his fellow politicians created in the first place.

Still no answers on Secretarial Assistants Scheme for former Taoisigh

The Department of the Taoiseach replied to my last email concerning the Secretarial Assistants Scheme for former Taoisigh.

Rather than answering my questions the Department has referred my queries to the Minister for Finance.

I believe my questions are simple and reasonable.

Is the money paid directly to ex Taoisigh to dispense with as they see fit or is the money spent on secretarial salaries and computer equipment costs and then reimbursed to ex Taoisigh after receipts are produced?

Who was responsible for introducing the scheme?

Under what mechanism/law/Act was the scheme introduced?

No standards too low for our greedy ex Taoisigh

Despite being hardened by decades of political corruption, greed and arrogance there are still some events that really shock and disgust me to the core (Irish Independent).

In 2001 somebody thought it would be a good idea to hand out massive payments to former Taoisigh to employ secretaries and buy computer equipment.

According to Cowen the payments are made so that former Taoisigh can:

Carry out a normal range of secretarial duties to support the former Taoisigh in carrying out those aspects of work associated with their former roles which remain after their period in office has ceased.

This, in plain language, is complete and utter bullshit. In my opinion this massive payment is yet another legal scam devised by greedy politicians to enrich themselves at the expense of impoverished taxpayers.

The first question that comes to mind is how the criminal Haughey qualified for payments of €199,887 under the scheme between 2001 and his death in 2006.

The criminal retired in 1992 so how could he have incurred expenses which are specifically designated to cover the first five years after leaving office?

If there’s no time limit on the payment why didn’t Liam Cosgrave, who served as Taoiseach between 1973 and 1977, receive his share of the loot?

It’s hardly surprising that low grade Fianna Fail politicians like Haughey, Reynolds and Ahern have no scruples about accepting these payments but many Irish citizens (foolishly) believe that the likes of Bruton and Fitzgerald operate to higher ethical standards.

This scandal demonstrates that they are perfectly at home in the Fianna Fail low standards sewer.

I rang the Department of the Taoiseach with some questions on this matter and was met with the standard ‘put it in writing’ tactic.

I wrote:

To Whom It May Concern:

According to a report in the Sunday Independent of 20th June last the Department of the Taoiseach pays a special allowance to former Taoisigh to cover the salaries of secretaries and computer equipment.

I would be grateful if you could answer the following questions.

Is the money paid directly to ex Taoisigh to dispense with as they see fit or is the money spent on secretarial salaries and computer equipment costs and then reimbursed to ex Taoisigh after receipts are produced?

According to the newspaper article the initiative was introduced by the Department of Finance in August 2001.

Who was responsible for introducing the scheme?

Under what mechanism/law/Act was the scheme introduced?

Yours sincerely.

Anthony Sheridan

The Department replied with an acknowledgement and informed me that my email would be brought to the attention of the Taoiseach as soon as possible.

My reply to this (dismissive) email:

Thank you for the acknowledgement.

I would appreciate if you could answer the following question.

Is the Taoiseach the only person with access to the information required to answer my relatively simple questions?

Yours sincerely

Anthony Sheridan

I received a long and detailed reply from the Department full of useless and irrelevant information.

My reply:

Thank you for the interesting email. I would be grateful if you could answer the following questions.

Is the money paid directly to ex Taoisigh to dispense with as they see fit or is the money spent on secretarial salaries and computer equipment costs and then reimbursed to ex Taoisigh after receipts are produced?

Who was responsible for introducing the scheme?

Under what mechanism/law/Act was the scheme introduced?

Yours sincerely

Anthony Sheridan

I’m putting together an FOI on the matter.

Richard Bruton: No leadership qualities

I have no problem with the Fine Gael rebels who have now accepted a place on Kenny’s front bench. To my knowledge, none of them actually said they would refuse to serve with Kenny. Politics is politics.

Richard Bruton is, however, a different matter. He led the heave and, if memory serves me correctly, he clearly stated that it would be hypocritical of him to accept a front bench position should he lose the challenge.

His failure to stand by his principles confirms his poor leadership pedigree and while he’s likely to be a minister in the next government it will almost certainly mark the high point of his political career.

Hypocrisy and greed still rampant within our political system.

Fianna Fail MEP Pat ‘The Cope’ Gallagher still hasn’t decided whether to give up his pension of €23,634 which he receives along with his €91,500 MEP salary (Irish Independent).

He claimed he had issues from his constituents on his plate and had to focus on them without thinking about his pension.

Fine Gael MEP, Jim Higgins, said a court order relating to a “family law matter” was preventing him from surrendering his ministerial and Dail pensions, which amount to €60,000 a year.

Hypocrisy and greed still rampant within our political system.

Fitzgerald: A coward in office, brave in retirement

Writing about the disastrous legacy caused by political appointments to State enterprises Garret Fitzgerald, unwittingly, put his finger on one of the reasons Ireland evolved into a corrupt state (Irish Times).

After the establishment of the State in 1922, according to Fitzgerald, almost all government appointments were made by an independent Civil Service Commission.

In 1926 widespread corruption and bribery in local appointments was brought to an end by the establishment of the Local Appointments Commission.

So, by 1926, according to Fitzgerald, state and local appointments were transparent and accountable – no corruption.

Then, in 1932, Fianna Fail came to power and began to make political appointments outside the framework of the two appointments commissions.

This was the moment when the system began to go corrupt, this was the moment when the Opposition should have shouted stop.

This was the moment when good Irish men and women should have challenged Fianna Fail in the interests of the country and its citizens but nothing was done because of what Fitzgerald describes as ‘a complication’.

Apparently, the ‘complication’ was the fact that after the Civil War hundreds of leading republicans, who continued to reject the new State, had been blacklisted for public appointments.

The reaction to this ‘complication’ should have been – tough luck lads, you backed the wrong horse now you have to suffer the consequences. But Fitzgerald writes that the Fianna Fail action was ‘understandable’.

We can see why Fitzgerald is so ‘understanding’ when we read the next chapter in the corrupting of Irish public life.

When Fine Gael came to power in 1948 it continued the Fianna Fail practice of making political appointments outside of the appointments commissions.

Fitzgerald tells us that this was an ‘unhappy’ development that was justified by Fine Gael at the time by what they saw as a need to balance Fianna Fáil appointments during the preceding 16 years.

This is a mealy mouthed, pathetic excuse. Obviously, the reason Fine Gael continued this Tammany Hall scam was to reward and enrich its favoured members and supporters at taxpayer’s expense. In this respect Fitzgerald’s party is no better than the Fianna Fail.

Fitzgerald claims that when Taoiseach he made some attempt to control the abuse but admits:

We should, of course, have initiated legislation to control these abuses, but regrettably economic/financial pressures during the life of that government plus our involvement with Northern Ireland distracted us from thus institutionalising reform of appointments to State boards – a reform that would of course have involved a huge battle with Fianna Fáil under its then leader.

Again, this is just another mealy mouthed excuse for not having the courage to act in the interests of the citizens Fitzgerald allegedly represented.

A few senior civil servants assisted by some legal experts could have had a reform package on the table for Fitzgerald’s signature in months if not weeks.

Fitzgerald may have wanted to end the practice but he didn’t have the courage to challenge the by then deeply ingrained ‘entitlement’ culture of party hacks who expected reward for their services.

He ends the article with the hope that the opposition parties will commit themselves to reform of the appointments system and other abuses of public office.

Well, let’s see. The abuse of appointments to state boards began in 1932 and has been going on ever since with the active cooperation of all parties.

Fitzgerald was active in politics from 1965 until 1992 which included two periods as Taoiseach and in all that time, despite being aware of the abuse, he failed to take effective action.

Now, safely in retirement, he ‘courageously’ calls on others to do what he himself feared to do.