The power of the Leprechaun wand

Writing about the Bertiegate affair back in 2006 I provided a rational explanation as to why our then Minister for Finance, Bertie Ahern, could speak to a group of businessmen at a dinner in Manchester about the Irish economy, participate in a question and answer session, accept a ‘gift’; of stg. £8,000 from the group and justify his actions by claiming that for the period he was speaking he was not a minister but merely an ordinary private citizen.

People laugh when I tell them, but it’s true. Irish politicians, on being elevated to ministerial office, are issued with a magic Leprechaun wand. This wand is so powerful it can change reality; it can make black white, it can make people think Charlie Haughey was Mother Theresa, it can turn a minister for finance into an ordinary citizen and then instantly back into a minister.

Last week we witnessed the immense power of the magic wand when Minister for Justice Michael McDowell introduced legislation allegedly designed to prevent what some begrudgers claim was Bertie’s prostitution of public office for financial gain.

Now in far away countries where reality is, well, er always reality, this would mean putting severe restrictions on the amount of cash a politician could accept for ‘appearances’. It would also result in the relevant enforcement authority being given the power to actually investigate breaches of ethical standards.

In Ireland, however, such nasty realities were quickly dispelled by a quick wave of McDowell’s powerful Leprechaun wand. His proposed new legislation will allow Irish politicians to accept ‘gifts’ of up to €2,000 (Up from €650) with no questions asked. And should an Irish politician be tempted to accept a greater amount (perish the thought) nothing will happen unless:

Somehow the breach becomes public knowledge.

Somehow it is known that an office called the Standards in Public Office Commission exists.

Somehow it is known that, by law, this office cannot initiate an investigation unless it receives a formal complaint from a member of the public.

Somehow there is a citizen out there who knows this and cares enough to make a complaint.

Out of a population of four million I’d say there are about two citizens who could be bothered. Good odds there for a chancer.

So how could this proposed legislation benefit politicians? Let’s imagine Bertie organised a return match, as it were, with the 25 businessmen in Manchester. Without even needing his magic wand he could collect €50,000 from the said gentleman, all legal and above board and nobody’s business but his own thank you very much.

And if the begrudgers back in the auld sod moaned on about all that standards and ethics stuff he would just wave his magic wand and claim that when he spoke to the generous gentlemen he was just an ordinary Joe Soap but now, magically, he was Prime Minister again.

Shure isn’t it a great little country?

Pay increase, whether you like it or not

Sometimes, in unguarded moments, our politicians reveal the truth about how our country is run. The impact is all the greater when the revelations are made in all innocence, as is the case here.

Senator Shane Ross, speaking on the Marian Finucane Show last Sunday (Eamonn Dunphy was standing in for Marian) claimed that the whole bench marking deal was flawed because it was done in secrecy.

Dunphy:

Would you be happy if you’re wages were determined in secret?

Ross:

Let me tell you a little secret about this. I’m a bit of a hypocrite about all this because I get bench marking in the Senate as a senator and I’m a beneficiary of that. Let me tell you a story about it that shows how ridiculous it was.

When the last bench marking award came through I got my cheque and I saw this increase.

Dunphy:

How much was it for?

Ross:

I can’t remember, so I got this increase and I didn’t know what it was for so I rang up the Dept of Finance and I said ‘What’s this for, it was for another €200 or something I can’t remember and the guy said.

Oh, that’s your performance related pay.

And I said, but my performance has been worse in the Senate (great laughter from the panel). I have to admit to you in the last few months it’s been worse and I said, why did I get it?

He said that’s what’s been ordered for you and that’s what you get.

I said why and he didn’t know but he said you have to take performance related pay.

This is one of the ridiculous things about bench marking. They give out performance related pay, they set up these bogus, what they call performance verification groups, which rubber stamp these performance related payments for reasons for which we don’t know about and they give relativities for which we don’t understand

John Waters then cracked a joke about the senator’s work performance and everybody enjoyed a great laugh.

My comments:

Senator Ross is so insulated from the reality of Irish life that when one of his incomes is substantially increased he can’t remember by how much. The figure eventually comes to mind and we find the increase is equivalent to what many thousands of old age pensioners live on every week.

He freely admits that he is not entitled to the pay increase as his performance had actually dropped in recent months but gave no indication that he is going to give the money back, or perhaps give it to an old age pensioner.

The civil servant at the Dept. of Finance was so incompetent that he was unable to tell the senator the reason for the pay increase.

The senator also freely admits that the performance verification groups, apparently set up to actually police work performance, are bogus, and merely rubber stamp pay increases. (How close is this to fraud?)

Senator Ross’ tone of voice was one of astonishment at the situation but there was no trace of anger or any indication that he was going to act on the matter.

And the most depressing aspect of this little story? Senator Ross is one of our best, most diligent, most pro active, most socially aware of our politicians.

Unanswered questions

The following extracts are taken from RTEs This Week on Sunday March 25th 2007.

It is an important post because it records the questions asked by a Supreme Court judge, Justice Hardiman, arising from the disgraceful Frank Shortt case.

Mr. Shortt was framed by two policemen and at 59 years of age placed in jail where he served a full term. The policemen in question have never been brought to justice.

The case stands as a permanent indictment on Ireland as a two bit, backward refuge for the incompetent and corrupt for so long as the questions asked by the judge remain unanswered.

JUDGE

“THE WORST FAILURE OF THE JUSTICE AND LEGAL SYSTEM IN THE HISTORY OF THE STATE”

Unexplained and troubling aspects of this case

“He was driven into a state of despair and for a period endured a dark night of the soul. His premises were burnt down by the IRA. He suffered intense feelings of shame and powerlessness, aggravated by his school going children being pilloried as the children of a drug dealer.

When, having served a sentence and suffered all the other consequences he endeavoured to have his conviction declared a miscarriage of justice, he was opposed with further perjured evidence by members of An Garda Siochana, including a superintendent.”

Questions that remain unanswered

These include:

How it came about that Mr. Shortt was returned for trial on serious criminal charges at the suit of the DPP even though it was conceded in the Court of Criminal Appeal that there was then no sufficient case against him on the documents which had been produced.

How, despite this state of affairs Mr. Shortt was offered a semi deal whereby the bulk of the charges would be dropped if he pleaded guilty to a single charge with only minor consequences.

How no alarm bells were set ringing by the sudden transformation of a very weak case into a very strong one by new statements by two members of An Garda Siochana containing material which they had inexplicably said nothing about until shortly before a trial date was fixed.

How, while unjustly imprisoned Mr. Shortt was offered (a deal), including early release if he would drop his appeal.

How a very important allegation of an admission of perjury by one of the Gardai involved from a credible source apparently escaped the attention of senior Gardai and prosecuting authorities for a considerable time. They did nothing about it, but the DPP while unaware of this important evidence nonetheless consented to the conviction being quashed for reasons yet to emerge.

Shiela McMahon, wife of Detective Garda McMahon told the Court of Criminal Appeal. ‘He told me that he had perjured himself in court and that he had done it for Kevin Lennon to help him get promotion.’ She stoutly denied that she was saying it for the first time and maintained in the face of skepticism from counsel and the court that she had given the same information to the Carty inquiry.

The court and the parties to the miscarriage of justice application had been given what was represented to be all the relevant papers from this inquiry and there was no mention either direct or indirect of this very significant allegation being made by Mrs. McMahon. But she appeared absolutely certain in court that she had made this allegation to Carty.

The court specifically asked counsel for the respondent. ‘The question is now a very simple one, is there in any shape or form a signed or unsigned note of mention of perjury by Mr. McMahon?

Counsel for the DPP, who was fully alive to the importance of the matter replied. ‘Not in any material we have from the Carty inquiry.’

The court then asked, is there in any shape or form in any Garda document a note of this lady mentioning the term perjury or words to that effect? Counsel replied. ‘Certainly not that I have or that I am aware of.

Most unfortunately and embarrassingly it transpires that Counsel’s instructions were grossly deficient. Later in the day a separate memorandum of the interview with Mrs. McMahon was found and in the words of the counsel for the state it does mention what the witness said is correct.

(So, the truth was known, according to Justice Hardiman, yet nothing happened)

While the Court of Criminal Appeal found that neither the Garda authorities nor the DPP had deliberately concealed the memorandum the fact that it was forgotten about and never acted upon is gravely disturbing. It should be said that Mrs. McMahon gave the account set out above to the Gardai only two months before the DPP consented to Mr. Shortt’s conviction being quashed.

Nevertheless, counsel for the Director told the Court of Criminal Appeal that her account had not influenced the Directors decision because, though he had received the memorandum, he had not read it at the time he took the decision to consent to the conviction being quashed.

This in turn means that the Director had formed the view that the conviction was unsafe or unsatisfactory on grounds unrelated to the Detective Garda’s confession to perjury. The court has no idea what these grounds were. Apart from that, it is very surprising to say the least that so dramatic an allegation was not followed up. It must surely have been communicated to the very highest levels of An Garda Siochana but nothing was done about it.

The remarkable gravity of the case has now being recognized by all who dealt with it. The learned president described what had happened as ‘an outrageous abuse of power.’ Counsel for the state on the hearing of the appeal said that Mr. Shortt’s case was the worst case of state oppression of a citizen of which the state’s defendants were aware.

The consequences to Mr. Francis Shortt were appalling and cry out for vindication. Even apart from the outrageous damage to that unfortunate man there must be grave public concern at the Gardai conspiracy against an innocent man and the calculated, fluent and plausible perjury which the Gardai engaged in with total indifference to humanity or justice.

He lost all hope and was reduced to a state of despair and at times clinical depression. He was released as a tainted and ruined man with his premises burnt by terrorists reacting to his conviction. Over and above the foregoing but related to some of his sufferings he was stigmatized as a drug criminal who had been caught, he suffered total loss of reputation He was painfully aware that he had few or no friends and that his family were suffering for his supposed misdeeds. In a very literal sense he was deliberately and maliciously degraded.

(When in prison, someone attempted to con him)

Someone in authority, very cynically arranged that he be offered early release in return for an admission of guilt. He was painfully aware that he had few or no friends and that his family was suffering for his supposed misdeeds. Mr. Shortt was stigmatized, imprisoned, suffered the loss of his reputation his business and his ability to provide for his family.

In a very literal sense he was deliberately and maliciously degraded. The outrageousness of what was done, the very long period required to discover it, the failure of An Garda Siochana itself expressly to acknowledge and apologise for the misdeeds of its members render it absolutely necessary to make a substantial award of exemplary damages.

(For too long Garda evidence had been treated in court as virtually unchallengeable)

Like most lawyers of my generation I have not infrequently heard trial judges in cases where there was a conflict of evidence between Gardai and defence witnesses inviting the jury to consider what the Gardai would have to gain by lying thereby putting their careers on the line or some such phrase.

If this case and other like it teach anything it is that it does no favour to an institution like the Gardai to accord their members a special level of presumptive credence. On the contrary, this attitude offers a temptation to unscrupulous Gardai who may assume that most of the time the public, the media, judges and juries will accord credence to the Garda account even if it is in certain ways rather improbable.

This case plainly demonstrates that some Gardai will lie simply to benefit their own careers and lie again; even on oath to avoid the consequences of having told the first set of lies and so on.

It should also be noted that the two Gardai could not have succeeded in their ‘activities’ without, at least, the passive cooperation of many public servants, some at a very senior level.

Bertiegate complaint

I am one of the people who made an official complaint to the Standards in Public Office Commission arising from payments made to Taoiseach Bertie Ahern in the early 1990s (Irish Times).

During my communications with the office a staff member expressed doubt that the complaint would succeed as the alleged events occurred before the present law concerning such matters was enacted.

I’m glad to see that someone else lodged an official complaint concerning appointments made by Mr. Ahern to State boards. It didn’t occur to me at the time.

Time will tell

The very first public utterance by the new Garda Ombudsman Commission was to put the general public on notice that malicious or vexatious complaints against the Gardai would be dealt with severely.

The commission Ombudsman, Carmel Foley, was reassuring Gardai that they would be well protected by her organisation.

Apparently, the Commission was set up to investigate complaints and allegations of misbehaviour against the Gardai.

Time will tell.

The Financial Regulator, banks and credit unions

There’s something very odd going on between the Financial Regulator and the League of Credit Unions.

It was recently reported in the Irish Independent that the regulator is demanding all 435 credit unions in the country conduct an audit of their investments. This is despite the fact that the valuation of investments is already included in the annual report of each credit union.

I’m not sure of this but I think the critical words here are ‘valuation’ and ‘audit’. Valuation suggest that the regulator has a total value figure for investments but no detailed list of named investments held by each credit union. An audit, I presume, would provide such valuable details.

Obvious questions arise.

Why does the regulator need this information?

Would the information be made available to credit union competitors?

Has the regulator demanded such information from banks and other financial institutions?

To my knowledge, this is not the case.

Credit unions have always been seen as the ‘poor man’s bank’ and certainly that’s how the regulator treats this important social organisation, the League was not consulted on this latest demand.

A spokesperson dismissively commented that while the regulator consults with the League on policy matters is does not do so on operational matters and this was an operational matter

(Translation: How dare you question the regulator, obviously you people don’t know your proper place in the scheme of things).

Tension has been building for some time now between the regulator and the League. In April 2005 the League called on the regulator to clarify its approach to regulating the movement, demanding that it should “clearly annunciate what exactly it means by an appropriate regulatory system.”

Again, in July 2006 Financial Regulator CEO, Pat Neary questioned what he called ‘aggressive lending’ by some credit unions.

League CEO Liam O’Dwyer said that the way the movement was being regulated was a serious concern to members of the league. He comprehensively rebutted Neary’s comments with the following points.

Credit union lending had grown by 7pc last year compared with mortgage lending of 26pc and bank driven personal lending of 28pc. Mr. O’Dwyer wondered where the emphasis of the regulator needs to be put.

Savings in credit unions were protected by an insurance scheme.

50% of the population were members of credit unions.

The organisation was not for profit and is staffed by volunteers.

Mr. O’Dwyer pointed out that banks were increasingly targeting credit unions and that that is the motive behind the pressure being put on the organisation by the regulator.

I agree with O’Dwyer. Credit unions are becoming a major challenge to the banks and there is plenty of evidence to suggest that the regulator will do whatever is necessary to protect the interests of the banking sector.

'Memorandum of understanding'

The conflict between Quinn Direct and the Sunday Tribune has yet to be resolved, probably before a judge. The case has, however, revealed an interesting deal between the Gardai and the insurance company Axa Ireland.

According to the Minister for Justice, Michael McDowell the Gardai have a memorandum of understanding with Axa that gives the company a monopoly for towing away crashed vehicles.

It is likely, in our banana republic, that the terms and conditions attached to this ‘understanding’ between our police force and a private company are a state secret and so denied to ordinary citizens. Still, it would be nice to know.

Irony of ironies

After years of passionate campaigning by environmentalists and locals to stop Indaver setting up their incinerators; after years of official backing (sometimes with very questionable decisions) the company itself has pulled the plug because of government incompetence.

Surely, environmentalists will be looking to bottle this official incompetence as a potent weapon in future battles.

Accountability and advice

“I want to get out of here,” he said. “I’ve had enough of it. I’m weary, I’m tired of it. This tribunal has taken over my life,” he said. “This tribunal has been a cancer to me.” The tribunal has had “a massive impact” on him emotionally and intellectually.

Michael Lowry’s plea to be rid of the Moriarty Tribunal is, I think, genuine. His claim that the tribunal is like a cancer is evident when he appears on television. His face is drawn and anxious and he is, at times, on the verge of tears as desperately tries to escape from his self inflicted ordeal.

We can only hope that Michael and his political colleagues will eventually get rid of this grossly inefficient, expensive and sometimes cruel method of (non) accountability and submit themselves for judgement through the courts, just like ordinary citizens.

And speaking of accountability, I see that the so called Financial Regulator has issued yet another leaflet advising consumers to shop around.

When are we going to see a leaflet listing the financial institutions who have robbed their customers so that consumers can do their business in a safe financial environment?

In Hell with 'friends'

Bertie Ahern is going to burn in everlasting Hell. No, not for breaking political promises but because any Catholic who knowingly remains in a state of mortal sin is destined for Hell – no exceptions.

Of course, I don’t know Bertie’s actual state of sin at the moment but up until recent times he was living in sin and assuming he is a true hot blooded Irishman; it’s likely that he will have no scruples about doing so in the future and fair play to him.

His religious boss Pope Benedict XVI, however, has a different view. He recently restated that Catholics who remarried (and presumably those who live in sin) could not receive the Eucharist. To die while in a state of mortal sin means you burn forever.

Cardinal Angelo Scola, when asked if that meant Catholic politicians could be refused Communion, he said

“The document doesn’t say what it doesn’t want to say.”

This looks very bad for all those Catholic politicians who live exemplary lives but at the same time, understandably, want a bit of company and comfort on cold winter nights.

And what about all those priests, Bishops, Cardinals and even Popes who knowingly administer Communion to unrepentant mortal sinners? Will they too be joining the damned in everlasting hell?

And you can forget about this modern idea that Hell is some sort of lonely state of mind rather than, well…a real hell of a place. Benedict doesn’t mince his words on this matter.

“Hell is a place where sinners burn in an everlasting fire, and not just a religious symbol designed to galvanise the faithful.”

Personally, I’m looking forward to Hell. Heaven must be a very boring place, no sins, no gossip, people telling the truth all the time while floating about on pure white clouds, eating Philadelphia and crackers – No thanks.

Hell will be much more interesting. Hitler, Haughey, Thatcher, Jack the Ripper, Pat the Plasterer, Bertie, Bishop Casey, Bush and Osama reminiscing, Ian and Gerry still trying to agree on something/anything, the list is endless.

Shure, you could spend an eternity just hanging out with those guys getting the low down on what really happened.