The bad news and the bad bad news

Most of the news coming out of the Health Service Executive (HSE) is depressing and frightening but a story in the Sunday Independent brought some cheer.

Apparently, staff in the IT sector of the HSE thought it would be a good idea to introduce a news ticker system on their site which flashes up any news stories on their internet home page.

Unfortunately, all the stories are bad news stories and morale is suffering as a result. Here’s some responses from HSE staff.

“It’s set up so you get articles from the last four days, they just pop up on the home page, but all they say is that basically the HSE is crap.”

“They’re depressing all our staff. It was supposed to be a helpful, good news idea, but that’s become an oxymoron.”

“It just means that every day you log on, your first 20 minutes is dedicated to catching up with how totally and utterly crap your employer is.”

“Any time anyone says anything about the HSE it’s usually that it’s a load of bollocks. But someone has decided that it should helpfully pop up on our home page.”

The HSE is a ‘load of bollocks’ – Crude, but true

HSE monster rampages on

Good to see that the Irish Medical Organisation agrees with the opinion of this website that the Health Service Executive (HSE) is “an administrative monster that is unaccountable to the taxpayer.” (Six One News, 10th item).

The use of facts and statistics to make a point usually causes the eyes to glaze over but these figures, I think, will astonish and shock.

This Week (4th item) – 23rd March.

Since the HSE took over from the old health boards administration and management costs have risen from €492 million in 2005 to €587 million in 2007.

The number of administration and management staff in the HSE at the end of September 2007 was 18,421 compared to just over 16,000 in a similar category at the end of 2004.

In 2000 there were six grade 8 people in the Department of Health – Today, there are 714. (Grade 8 is a high level, high pay position).

In 2002, (An election year) 26,000 new public positions were created, many of them in the HSE.

There are now administrative and management staff for every 2.5 doctor and nurse in the HSE.

News at One (7th item) – 26th March.

150 extra grade ‘A’ jobs were created last year when only 50 were sanctioned. Meanwhile, cutbacks have seen 400 people on trolleys, a 10% increase in waiting time for a wide range of surgery, withdrawal of home help for children and the elderly.

The HSE has only managed to stay within overall budget by diverting development and capital monies away from key government priorities intended to address the needs of an ageing and expanding population.

Minister for Education – It's black and it's white

I see our esteemed Minister for Education, Mary Hanafin, is still making idiotic statements in relation to class sizes.

Last Tuesday (1st item) she repeated an assertion originally made here that the number of students in a class has no bearing on the quality of education received. Here’s what she had to say on this occasion:

“All the international studies show that there’s no correlation at all between the number of children in a class or the investment that goes in and the outcome.”

The Minister apparently believes that students struggling in an overcrowded and under-resourced inner city school receive the same quality of education as students attending well resourced, well equipped schools.

So why bother with making commitments to reduce class sizes, she was asked.

“Because we recognise, for the younger children in particular, it can have an impact.”

So, the number of students in a class has an impact and it hasn’t an impact on the quality of education.

And we wonder why this minister is first in line to tell us she believes every lie coming out of Bertie Ahern’s mouth.

Alcohol ban.. by some god or other

Letter in today’s Irish Examiner.

ON Friday last I entered a supermarket to purchase some groceries.

When I attempted to enter the off-licence section to purchase a bottle of wine I was prevented from doing so by a childlike barricade made of cardboard boxes held together with tape.

A notice on the barricade proclaimed the purchase of alcohol was forbidden because, apparently, some god or other, with the full backing of the State, did not approve.

On enquiring from a staff member I was informed that the State only enforced laws for this particular god as all other deities were relative newcomers.

The staff member was unable to say if or when the State might become a real republic.

Anthony Sheridan

Editor's choice (2)

The RTE News Editor was in a quandary. Two stories, but which one to broadcast as a lead on the flagship News at One programme.

The first story concerned dramatic revelations at the Mahon Tribunal that could have far reaching consequences for our country and could even bring down the Government.

The second story concerned a minor development in a bank robbery that occurred nearly four years ago in another country.

The editor opted for the second story.

(See here for previous editor’s choice.)

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Bertie's legal team legs it

When Grainne Carruth’s sensational evidence emerged at the Mahon Tribunal yesterday Bertie Ahern’s legal team said they were reserving any statements until they got an opportunity to talk to Ahern. Clearly, they were rattled.

When Carruth confirmed today that she did indeed lodge Sterling on Ahern’s behalf his legal team were nowhere to be seen.

Could it be that they’re advising him on how to write a letter of resignation?

The noose tightens

I agree with Gavin that the evidence emerging at the Mahon Tribunal is “nothing short of explosive.” It is the smoking gun that is likely to expose Bertie Ahern as a liar.

He has always strongly denied making any significant Sterling transactions. There can be only two reasons for this strong denial – He’s actually telling the truth and didn’t deal in Sterling or, he did, but cannot say so because it would provide a direct link to allegations that he took bribes.

Grainne Carruth, Ahern’s former secretary, has now confirmed that she dealt with large sums of Sterling on Ahern’s behalf.

To date, Ahern has sought to use his failed marriage, his children, his friends and colleagues, businessmen friends who were not actually friends and even dead people in increasingly desperate attempts to explain his activities.

His stories have become progressively more bizarre and unbelievable but low accountability standards in Ireland means that nothing short of a smoking gun is required. It looks like Grainne Carruth’s evidence is that smoking gun.

See here at Gavin’s Blog for the incredible list of transactions made, mostly in Sterling, to Ahern’s account.

Tammany Hall passports – Update (2)

I spoke with an official from the Dept of Foreign Affairs yesterday for an update on the review being conducted by the Dept concerning the special passport service provided by TDs (See here).

He didn’t have the terms of reference to hand but informed me that the review had commenced and was expected to be completed before the summer recess.

Essentially, TDs and Senators will be asked for their views on the service and a check is to be made on other jurisdictions to see if a similar service is provided.

Bertie – "The man totally devoted to bounce."

I genuinely thought it impossible that any Bertie fanatic could surpass the stupidity of Declan Lynch’s defence of the great leader – but I was wrong.

Brendan O’Connor wrote things in last Sunday’s paper that I’m sure, if he has an ounce of self respect, will make him cringe in embarrassment for years to come. The principal point of the piece is that Bertie the great leader was down but now he’s back – with bounce.

Here are some choice quotes.

In his heyday, Bertie used to rival Tom Cruise for bounce.

He became the public man, the man with no personal life, the man totally devoted to public service and to his public, the man totally devoted to bounce.

It was only when the Bertie bounce returned last week that we saw what we’d been missing.

He draws strength and energy from us, and we from him. That’s what being a leader is about. Hence, the bounce of the last week was good for everyone.

Bertie’s never happier than when he’s connected to his people, getting the love.

He looked energised. And he fed off his people and they showed it on the news and we fed off him.

And as much as it’s old fashioned and sexist, we do like to feel that there’s a benevolent but tough patriarch watching over us. And it was difficult to watch the Daddy seeming to lose his power. But it seems like the Daddy is back and we can sleep easy in our beds. He has thrust the darkness to one side.

Come to the light, Bertie. We need you here. And our love will buoy you up.

The man totally devoted to the bounce? We can sleep easy in our beds now because the Daddy is back to thrust the darkness to one side? Come to the light, Bertie. We need you here. And our love will buoy you up?

I mean, is this man serious? Let’s for a moment forget about Bertie, about corruption in Ireland, let’s forget about Ireland altogether.

Let’s imagine that O’Connor is writing about the greatest man that has ever lived, a man that has fed the hungry masses of the world, a man who has persuaded all nations to cease war, a man who has reversed global warming, a man who has saved the world for all generations to come – It would still be cringingly embarrassing to describe such a man in the manner that O’Connor writes about his hero.

And what about O’Connor’s friends and work colleagues? Out of kindness, do they avoid talking about the great leader in case Brendan suddenly launches into a Bertie bounce? Is there really anybody out there, apart from fellow Bertie worshippers Jody Corcoran and Declan Lynch who actually believes in the Bertie love bounce?

Those Fianna Fail propaganda boys have a lot to answer for.

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