Lashing out at the 'Anglo man' culture

Article from Saturday’s Irish Independent

The world of politics is far from dull. But, this week, it turned into a full-blown roller coaster when the Government decided to ram through new legislation to nationalise Anglo Irish Bank.

Predictably, the Opposition was making the most of its chance to shine.

And, in the case of Labour Finance spokeswoman Joan Burton, this meant lashing out at former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern for the nation’s banking ills.

“‘Ansbacher man’ seems to have had a son called ‘Anglo man’, and the principal and first son of ‘Anglo man’ is Mr ‘Seánie’ FitzPatrick,” she told the Dail. “It is interesting that the former Taoiseach never talked about Mr FitzPatrick, but he used that personal name that we read in the writings of people like Padraig Pearse — not just ‘Seán’ but ‘Seánie’,” she added.

“It is cultural,” she said. “It indicates the closeness and togetherness of the family — the family of party, of business, of country.”

Happy property developers living in a banana republic

Property developers became ever more ruthless and greedy as the Celtic Tiger progressed. Many of them branched off into mafia type property management scams. Countless thousands of mortgage holders are being systematically ripped off in this completely unregulated business. The Mafiosi running these scams is well protected by Government inaction.

Another scam engaged in by developers was to construct houses and apartments with tiny rooms thus condemning many people to live in shoeboxes with massive mortgages.

But the most outrageous and depraved scam was the practice of forcing house buyers to sign a contract giving the developer a share of the funds if the owner decided to sell within a specified time.

So, you could have a situation where the developer would receive 10% of the price if the owner sold in the first year, 5% in the second year and so on. This was all perfectly legal and the Government never took any action to stop the practice.

The absolute and uncontrolled greed of these property developers was on my mind as I listened to one of them being interviewed by Eamon Dunphy.

Paddy Kelly, introduced by Dunphy as one of Ireland’s wealthiest property developers was recently presented with a lifetime achievement award in New York by the Ireland US Council.

Here’s some of what this gentleman had to say. (It should be kept in mind that this interview took place on the 29th November before the rot at Anglo Irish Bank was exposed).

Asked about the current crisis enveloping the country Kelly said;

“We’re going to need steady heads to sort our problems and we need to be decent to one another and to help one another and for me compassion is so central to how we live and how we are.”

On the question of over development particularly in Dublin Kelly said. It was stupid but it’s all about Government policy and policy in Ireland today is a bit confused.

It wasn’t the developers fault; the Celtic Tiger came upon us so fast that there was no time for preplanning but, Kelly helpfully added, “I hope we manage the down turn now.

Kelly admitted that he would build anywhere no matter what the consequences once he got planning permission and added “planning was so tedious that it would try the patience of Job.”

To get around such inconvenience Kelly candidly admitted that ‘brown envelopes’ were taken in order to smooth out planning problems. (Here we have a property developer openly adimtting on national radio that bribery occurred with absolute confidence that he will never be questioned by police)

The conversation became even more bizarre when Kelly was quizzed on his loans and banking. I owe hundreds of millions but it’s no great burden he happily admitted.

What’s the last thing you think of before going to sleep, do you think of the bank, asked Dunphy.

“No, no, my life is full of joy and full of the moment. I think of people.”

What about your bank manager?

“Well, I think of the skill of Anglo Irish and the people involved, those people are so creative.”

Dunphy interjected – Anglo Irish Bank? It’s one of the banks endangered I believe.

“All the banks are in danger but you’ll find that as the weeks go on Anglo Irish are in very good shape and you’d be surprised how good the quality is of the people in there…watch Anglo and be optimistic.”

Ah yes, watch Anglo and be optimistic, don’t worry about hundreds of millions in loans, be full of the joys of life, be decent to one another, make compassion central to how you live.

This man is not a priest, he’s not a philosopher, he’s a man living happily in a country where he is supremely confident that the Government will never allow his type to suffer or be at a loss no matter how much it costs ordinary citizens.

Fianna Fail – Protecting friends

Miriam O’Callaghan put it to the Minister for Finance, Brian Lenihan, on Prime Time that his actions regarding Anglo Irish Bank look like he’s just bailing out a lot of greedy developers and builders.

Lenihan replied:

“Developers and builders will be squeezed to the last cent for whatever money they owe the bank, that’s essential to protect the interests of the taxpayer.”

This is just a blatant lie casually slipped off the tongue by a mealy mouthed and irresponsible politician who is doing everything in his power to protect greedy developers at massive cost to Irish taxpayers.

It is already an established fact that developers will default on loans from Anglo Irish Bank to the tune of billions. One commentator made the following estimate.

“At the end of September Anglo had gross assets of €101bn and a total loan book of €72bn.
By nationalising Anglo the Government has nationalised Anglo’s assets and liabilities also. If most of Anglo’s loans turn sour then the national debt, currently €50bn, could almost triple.”

This burden will be a major factor in the destruction of our economy and it is apparently being imposed to protect friends of Fianna Fail.

Lies and secrecy do not fool investors

Lies and secrecy are the principal weapons being used by the Government to protect the developers and bankers of Anglo Irish Bank whose greed has brought the State to the brink of bankruptcy.

There’s nothing new in this, the State and its agencies have always acted to protect the interests of the corrupt with no regard whatsoever for the good of the country or its people.

Investors, however, are not as gullible and docile as the Irish people as witnessed by the dramatic drop in the shares of BOI and AIB yesterday. Hard nosed investors know very well that lies and secrecy mean only one thing, Anglo Irish is in a mess.

The politicians are also lying about BOI and AIB; both of these banks are also in a mess. It’s only a matter of time before their massive loans are transferred onto to shoulders of taxpayers while the bankers head off into the sunset with their golden handshakes.

Despite strong evidence of wrongdoing at Anglo Irish Bank the Minister for Finance has steadfastly refused to take any effective action against Sean Fitzpatrick and other bank executives.

“The Director of Corporate Enforcement is investigating all matters in relation to these matters in Anglo Irish Bank…and what has happened in the past will be investigated and dealt with by the authorities we already have in place and I don’t intend setting up new agencies to do that.”

(Prime Time).

The ODCE, like the so called Financial Regulator, is a joke. He has little power, is starved of resources and staff and it can be said with absolute certainty that he will never bring any of these bankers to account.

As I said previously, this is no accident. In real democracies these matters are dealt with immediately and effectively by the police and courts, people invariably go to jail.

In a corrupt state like Ireland, mechanisms like the powerless ODCE, the ultra secretive Financial Regulator, High Court inspectors and tribunals are specifically designed to sideline all investigations into never ending and ineffective dead ends.

It took a High Court inspector six years to investigate National Irish Bank. When he finally made his report revealing widespread theft and corruption at the bank it was decided to take no action. The whole point of the exercise was to ensure a long inquiry consigned the matter to history thus making it easy to let the offenders off.

The Jim Flavin DCC/Fyffes case is the same. Senior counsel Bill Shipsey was appointed by the High Court last July to investigate the case – Why? The Supreme Court had already found that Flavin committed fraud on the market.

He should have been arrested and charged but instead we see yet again the strategy of appointing a powerless official to carry out a long investigation at the end of which we can be absolutely certain nothing will be done.

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Financial Regulator
ODCE

Fitzpatrick has nothing to fear

Judgement has been granted in favour of seven people who invested almost €13m with businessman Breifne O’Brien who misappropriated the funds in an alleged ‘Pyramid’ scheme.

The presiding Judge directed that the Garda Bureau of Fraud Investigation be given details of the court proceedings. The judge also granted a new injunction requiring Breifne O’Brien not to reduce his assets below €14.5m and denied a request that the case be heard in camera insisting instead that proceedings should be held in public.

O’Brien was told that he had lived a lie for fifteen years and that his investors were victims of a confidence trick which was not particularly sophisticated.

Compare this case to the Sean Fitzpatrick scandal at Anglo Irish Bank.

Fitzpatrick lived a lie for eight years as he moved his massive loan from bank to bank in a not very sophisticated scheme designed to deceive thousands of investors in his bank.

Because of his dishonesty thousands of shareholders have lost millions and the very stability of the banking system and the economy has been threatened.

So what happened to this chancer?

The Government and so called Financial Regulator immediately acted to defend Fitzpatrick saying that his actions, while disappointing, were not illegal. They are almost certainly wrong in this assessment.

They have further protected Fitzpatrick by keeping all details of his actions and the financial situation at Anglo Irish Bank a State secret. No action has been taken to freeze his assets and he is not under investigation by the police.

The completely discredited Financial Regulator is, allegedly, investigating Fitzpatrick. This, of course, is a joke. Even the most disinterested observer must now realise that the regulator acts only in the interests of chancers like Fitzpatrick. The interests of the country or its people do not enter the frame.

Sean Fitzpatrick is, as I write, in South Africa on a golfing holiday. He didn’t flee the country in panic and fear that he might be brought to account. Apparently, ‘Seanie’ doesn’t like the dark month of January and so heads off every year to sunnier climes to cheer himself up.

He has absolutely nothing to fear, he will be allowed to keep all his money; he will not have to pay back his loans; he will never be made to account for the thousands of lives he has devastated. Like every member of the Golden Circle Fitzpatrick is not subject to the laws of the land and enjoys total State protection no matter what he does.

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Financial Regulator

Government – Trust us on Anglo Irish Bank

It seems that the Government had no choice but to nationalise Anglo Irish Bank but I tend to agree with Senator Ross’s suggestion that the strategy is designed to avoid awkward questions being asked at today’s EGM (Prime Time).

The taxpayer is being asked to accept liabilities of at least €25 billion while being kept completely in the dark about what’s really going on.

Forced democracy?

According to Minister for Foreign Affairs Michael Martin, not to go back to the people on the Lisbon Treaty would be a denial of democracy.

“There’s an obligation because the people are saying to us as well that they want to be at the heart of Europe so therefore we’re trying to reconcile the genuine view of the majority in Ireland that we should be engaged in Europe. The basic proposition is if we can identify the issues that concern people, if we can get meaningful responses from Europe on those specific issues then not to go back to the people would be a denial of democracy.” (News at One, 2nd report).

The question is – will they keep on forcing this democracy thing on us no matter how often we say no?

Funny religion

The following appeared in the Jan/Feb edition of Humanism Ireland.

Humanism lite

A Catholic elementary school test.

Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.

In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

Sampson slayed the philistines with axe of the apostles.

Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert afterwards. Then Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.

The first Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The 7th Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.

Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 procupines.

When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed the lord were called the ten decibels.

The Epistels were the wives of the Apostles.

One of the Oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.

Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

Serving their masters

The board of the Financial Regulator gathered today to lie through their collective teeth about how they dealt with Sean Fitzpatrick’s dirty little secrets. Outgoing boss Patrick Neary was asked just one question by the useless gaggle of politicians pretending that they have power to actually bring these people to account.

Chairman of the board, Jim Farrell, far from apologising to the Irish people instead expressed regret that Neary was going. Farrell then went on to tell us that changes had been made in the way business was being done, more changes were on the way, a more intense form of regulation is the new game in town apparently. Of course it’s all just waffle to keep the peasants happy until something else distracts their attention.

The useless politicians seemed to be very well informed on how bad things are at the Financial Regulator. Fianna Fail Senator Geraldine Feeney called the board a pack of liars, her colleague FF TD Joe Behan also claimed that somebody was lying over the infamous letter. This letter, by the way, was a denial by Anglo Irish Bank that anything was wrong and its ‘misplacement’ brought to a complete halt the entire investigative powers of the Financial Regulator – apparently.

Other politicians said the regulator was not fit for purpose and there was a general call for resignations. Of course, the unaccountable board told the useless politicians to take a hike, that they had no intention of resigning.

Dermot Quigley former Chairman of the Revenue Commissioners, another state agency that doesn’t believe in bothering bankers too much when it comes to the law, was in charge of the internal ‘investigation’.

Hilariously, he said the Irish regulatory system was admired all over the world for its effectiveness, perhaps he meant by the mafia? Our system is a principles based system which means trusting bankers to do the right thing with a minimum of supervision.

Here’s the brutal reality:

Ireland is a country where serious criminal activity is a common, integral and fully accepted part of the business and political systems.

The administration of the country is deliberately set up to cater for this criminal activity. It’s no accident that Oireachtas committees have no power whatsoever; it’s no accident that tribunals have no powers whatsoever; it’s no accident that agencies like the Financial Regulator operate under Soviet style secrecy laws, it’s no accident that agencies like the ODCE and are massively under-funded and under-staffed.

Politicians, civil servants and legal professionals all sat down at one time or another and made conscious decisions that that was the way things were going to be done.

That’s why we here at Public Inquiry can so easily predict the outcome of scandals. It was obvious from day one that Jim Flavin was never going to be brought to account and he never will be. Similarly, neither Sean Fitzpatrick nor the chancer Bertie Ahern will ever be brought to account.

Nothing will change at the Financial Regulator, a new regulator will be appointed and he will continue to do exactly what Patrick Neary did so faithfully for so many years – serve the interests of the financial institutions, even when they engage in criminal activity, at the expense of the Irish people and the good name of our country.

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Financial Regulator
Joint Committee on Economic Regulatory Affairs