I recently bought a new fridge. It was priced at €310 but I managed to haggle down to €284.
Like all such items it comes, thanks to European law, with a two year guarantee.
Around the same time I had some dental work done which cost over €2,000. I asked the dentist about a guarantee.
She gave me a puzzled look and replied:
Well, if there’s a major problem in the next year or so I’m sure we can sort something out.
Shoulda gone to the north boy